Movie Quote Horoscope: April 4

This week I've decided to start a new game here on Technicolor Commentary. It's called the Movie Quote Horoscope. I've pulled quotes from films based on the characteristics listed in the Western Horoscope. It's your job to guess who said each quote and what movie the quote is from. Obviously it's easy to find the answers by looking it up on the web, but if you're a true quote connoisseur you should be able to get these without having to leave the page.

You can guess the answers in the comments section and I will replace the blanks below with the right answers as you guess them, giving you credit for the guess. Also, feel free to discuss the films mentioned here as they are definitely worth talking about!

Your Movie Quote Horoscope can be found right after the jump!

Aries

"Your Eminence, I should write the history of France." ___________

Taurus

"Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes." ___________

Gemini

"I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?" Penny Lane, Almost Famous - Guessed by Jandy

Cancer

"She took a giant shit on my face. Literally." Tom, (500) Days of Summer - Guessed by Akewedviews

Leo

"Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense." ___________

Virgo

"It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong...a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?" Cameron, Ferris Beuller's Day Off - Guessed by Aden

Libra

"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." Emily, The Devil Wears Prada - Guessed by Tinypants

Scorpio

"There's not a lot of money in revenge." Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride - Guessed by Tinypants

Sagittarius

"So, because I'm a beautiful woman, the only reason any man wants to talk to me is because he wants to fuck me?" Alice Harford, Eyes Wide Shut - Guessed by Akewedviews

Capricorn

"And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again." ___________

Aquarius

"Uh, no. It's an agreement reached by mutual consent. Now, here's the way it works. You concede the necessity of goin' to school, we'll keep right on readin' the same every night, just as we always have. Is that a bargain?" Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird - Guessed by Curtiss Grymala

Pisces

"I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."" Lloyd, Dumb & Dumber - Guessed by Akewedviews