Movie Quote Horoscope: April 4

Movie Quote Horoscope - April 4

This week I’ve decided to start a new game here on Technicolor Commentary. It’s called the Movie Quote Horoscope. I’ve pulled quotes from films based on the characteristics listed in the Western Horoscope. It’s your job to guess who said each quote and what movie the quote is from. Obviously it’s easy to find the answers by looking it up on the web, but if you’re a true quote connoisseur you should be able to get these without having to leave the page.

You can guess the answers in the comments section and I will replace the blanks below with the right answers as you guess them, giving you credit for the guess. Also, feel free to discuss the films mentioned here as they are definitely worth talking about!

Your Movie Quote Horoscope can be found right after the jump!


“Your Eminence, I should write the history of France.” ___________


“Actually I’m the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.” ___________


“I’ve made a decision, I’m gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?” Penny Lane, Almost FamousGuessed by Jandy


“She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.” Tom, (500) Days of SummerGuessed by Akewedviews


“Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense.” ___________


“It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong…a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?” Cameron, Ferris Beuller’s Day OffGuessed by Aden


“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” Emily, The Devil Wears PradaGuessed by Tinypants


“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.” Inigo Montoya, The Princess BrideGuessed by Tinypants


“So, because I’m a beautiful woman, the only reason any man wants to talk to me is because he wants to fuck me?” Alice Harford, Eyes Wide ShutGuessed by Akewedviews


“And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we’re gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I’ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.” ___________


“Uh, no. It’s an agreement reached by mutual consent. Now, here’s the way it works. You concede the necessity of goin’ to school, we’ll keep right on readin’ the same every night, just as we always have. Is that a bargain?” Atticus Finch, To Kill A MockingbirdGuessed by Curtiss Grymala


“I said, “Do you love me?” and she said, “No, but that’s a really nice ski mask.”” Lloyd, Dumb & DumberGuessed by Akewedviews

  • Aden

    Virgo is Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off πŸ™‚

    • That would be correct! πŸ™‚

    • It has been awhile since I’ve seen Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, so I don’t really remember the quote all that well. But it felt like a good fit for the sign. πŸ™‚

  • Aquarius is Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird

  • Joe Pierce

    Cancer is totally (500) Days of Summer

    • You are most certainly correct. I picked it especially for the wrong use of literally. πŸ™‚

      • Akewedviews

        I don’t get full points. I couldn’t remember his name.

        • Word. I’ll make sure to not credit you with full pointage. πŸ˜‰

  • Anonymous

    Oh fine, I’ll snag the low-hanging fruit. Scorpio is Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride, and Libra is Emily from The Devil Wears Prada. πŸ™‚

    • Nice! I wasn’t sure if anyone was going to get the Libra one as I have only seen Devil Wears Prada once and didn’t really remember much from it quote-wise.

  • Joe Pierce

    Sagittarius is from Eyes Wide Shut, and Pisces was I believe Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber. That’s all I think I can get without cheating >.<

    • Yep. You got those right as well. πŸ™‚

      Man, I need to see Eyes Wide Shut again.

  • I think Gemini is Penny Lane (aka Lady) in Almost Famous?

    And I’m totally sure I’ve seen Capricorn. Sounds like Woody Allen. Is it Woody Allen something? Annie Hall or Manhattan. I don’t remember it being in Manhattan. I’m gonna say Annie Hall. But then it could be not Woody Allen and I’m totally off.

    I’m 90% sure I’ve also seen Aries and Leo, but I can’t place them. Good choices!

    • You’ve got Almost Famous right. πŸ™‚

    • I’m surprised you haven’t already guessed Aries and Leo. Well, perhaps just Leo. The Aries quote is kind of obscure.