Technicolor Commentary
10Apr/09Off

Episode 7: There’s A Snake in my Boot!

toy-story

And a koala in my necktie!! Not really, though, 'cause that's impossible. However, I do believe Woody the cowboy doll is truly crying out for help when he broadcasts his snake-to-boot ratio. That's right, he's a doll. I said it.

But don't worry little doll, without your doll-osity we wouldn't be able to feature you in this week's episode! It's a story about toys, and is in fact called Toy Story. Boy, that's easy to remember. Check this: It just so happens to be the very first feature-length CG-animated film ever in the history of ever. Ah, 1995, when the monarchs at Pixar were merely mud-piling serfs (and perhaps mid-level blacksmithes). So at least Woody's got that going for him. Too bad his comfy world is about to get shattered when ANOTHER toy shows up to take him down!! Look out Woody, this is much worse than any old snake in the boot! What will he do? You'll have to watch (re: listen) and find out!!!

Hey partner, don't forget, our theme is composed by The Wind Whistles. They're our faaaaaavorite deputies. Make sure to check out their fancy little website πŸ™‚ Also, make sure to set your DVD players to 00:00:00 if you're following along with the movie...ya varmint. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the first ever CG-animated podcast!! (CG podcast not available in all areas)

Oh, and someone's poisoned the water hole!!!

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  • http://www.apple.com MacFreak81

    WUT?! Steve Jobs didn't start Apple AFTER Pixar! GET A CLUE, JERKS!!!1!

    APPLE RULES!

    • http://www.hilarioushenry.com movieguyjon

      Our lives are run by sarcasm and faux ign'rance. That said…

      Who the hell is Steve Jobs? πŸ˜›

  • http://www.debian.org ian

    Please! You can't talk about Toy Story and not mention the Debian project! Every release is named after a different Toy Story character. Screw Apple. Linux rocks!

    • http://www.hilarioushenry.com movieguyjon

      I wasn't aware of this. What happens when they run out of characters from the two movies? Are they going to jump to another Pixar film or switch over to the sub-par Dreamworks? πŸ˜›

  • http://www.apple.com MacFreak81

    WUT?! Steve Jobs didn’t start Apple AFTER Pixar! GET A CLUE, JERKS!!!1!

    APPLE RULES!

    • http://www.hilarioushenry.com movieguyjon

      Our lives are run by sarcasm and faux ign’rance. That said…

      Who the hell is Steve Jobs? πŸ˜›

  • http://www.debian.org ian

    Please! You can’t talk about Toy Story and not mention the Debian project! Every release is named after a different Toy Story character. Screw Apple. Linux rocks!

    • http://www.hilarioushenry.com movieguyjon

      I wasn’t aware of this. What happens when they run out of characters from the two movies? Are they going to jump to another Pixar film or switch over to the sub-par Dreamworks? πŸ˜›